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The
page probably cannot be found |
| The page you are looking
for might be lost, maybe. Don't really know, its all a bit technical
isn't it? Of course we didn't have all this internet lark when
I was young and computers were the size of cars. Although there
was the ZX-81, but that was shit really. |
Please try the following:
- Click the
 Refresh button,
or do something else.
- Go down the park & sniff glue behind
the pavillion and/or toilets.
- Check your connection settings, click
the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options.
On the Connections tab, click Settings. The
settings should match those provided by your local area network
(LAN) administrator or Internet service provider (ISP). But
how would you know? Can't go wrong with a good book, unless
its not actually that good. Although who can make objective
value judgements?
- Hang around outside in a 1970's shopping precinct
and smash up a telephone box. Got to be better than this
- Some sites require 128-bit connection
security. Who gives a shit?
- Why not switch off your computer.
- Unplug it.
- And chuck the fucking box of shite in the canal.
- Click the
 Back button to try another link.
Can't be bothered
or don't care Error
Internet
Explorer | |
