| From: | The King Of The Cheese People |
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| Date: | Tue Dec 25 20:29:54 2001 |
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| URL: | http://www.cheese.com |
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| Message: | Cheese Fact Sheet
No matter how far archaeological finds go, there is evidence that cheese came into being in prehistoric times. Cheese can not really be said to have been "invented". This delicious food must have resulted from the simple observation that milk left in a container ends up by coagulating, even more if it is hot. People living in areas where the climate changed seasonally would also have noticed the effect of temperature on this process: in warmer weather the milk would curdle faster than in the cold. This might be considered the first technological cheesemaking discovery.
Merry Christmas!
King Cheese |
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| From: | CheeseMonger |
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| Date: | Sat Dec 15 13:49:39 2001 |
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| URL: | http://wwwithout.cheese.cunt |
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| Message: | Where oh where has my cheezy cheese gonne?
I thought I had it here, but it turns out that was
just a bit old hard mouldy flange drippings......
It's gonna be lonely this christmas without my cheese....
More flange drippings anyone?
¬
Monger
(What is a man who has no cheese to live by) |
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| From: | DJ Broadsword |
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| Date: | Wed Nov 21 09:12:11 2001 |
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| URL: | http://www.virtuadance.co.uk |
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| Message: | I remember when I had a latex zebra, used to make a squeaky noise when I raced it at Epsom. Broke it's leg last year, had to be turned into Osama Bin Laden face masks. Terrible shame.
Just gotta say thanx to the Cheesemonger for coming all the way from Dublin to attend the most excellent Zoology at Club 414 and keeping us entertained with his cheese impressions. Nice one, cheesy bloke.
Sniff my cheese!
Cheers,
DJ Broadsword
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| From: | Hmmmmmm |
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| Date: | Mon Nov 19 12:06:03 2001 |
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| URL: | http://www.vinylzoo.co.uk |
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| Message: | Chicken Tikka, Not as nice as Spinach, but is anything? You have to wonder about things, like Thermos flasks. They keep hot things hot and cold things cold.....How does it know the diffrence?
- Latex Zebra -
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| From: | Arnie America |
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| Date: | Wed Nov 7 22:34:04 2001 |
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| URL: | http://www.catenema.com/index1.html |
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| Message: | This is what life is like as an American...
http://www.catenema.com/index1.html
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| From: | DJ Billy Bunnie |
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| Date: | Mon Nov 5 14:24:01 2001 |
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| URL: | http://www.mybunnies.com/ |
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| Message: | HOT BUNNY ACTION!!
Check this out:
http://www.mybunnies.com/
PHWOOAR!! |
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| From: | darkmatter |
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| Date: | Sun Oct 28 13:12:41 2001 |
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| URL: | http://smokinmovies.com |
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| Message: | Hello mr broadsword , nice site u doin here matey, not totally bolloxed tho cos my birds sick :( cant get no charlie :( garry's are shite now :( fuckin waste of time init?
so send me an envelope with some white powder in please :)
like the acid track too matey , u gonna send me a promo or what ya tight arse fucker ?
see ya
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| From: | darkmatter |
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| Date: | Sun Oct 28 13:12:36 2001 |
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| URL: | http://smokinmovies.com |
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| Message: | Hello mr broadsword , nice site u doin here matey, not totally bolloxed tho cos my birds sick :( cant get no charlie :( garry's are shite now :( fuckin waste of time init?
so send me an envelope with some white powder in please :)
like the acid track too matey , u gonna send me a promo or what ya tight arse fucker ?
see ya
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| From: | dancing queen |
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| Date: | Sun Oct 28 00:02:43 2001 |
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| URL: | http://www.zefrank.com/indexdance.html |
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| Message: | Free dancing lessons - check out
http://www.zefrank.com/indexdance.html
'avin it! |
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| From: | Max Power |
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| Date: | Tue Sep 25 15:23:11 2001 |
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| URL: | http://www.gn.apc.org/tash/index.htm |
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| Message: | Interesting..........
http://www.gn.apc.org/tash/index.htm |
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| From: | Max Power |
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| Date: | Wed Sep 5 21:03:14 2001 |
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| URL: | http://www.geocities.com/snackrelatedmishap/ |
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| Message: | Check out this site for a guide to
ALL-NIGHT DANCE PARTIES OF DEATH
http://www.geocities.com/snackrelatedmishap/ |
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| From: | Gringo |
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| Date: | Fri Aug 10 18:55:59 2001 |
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| URL: | http://www.gringoavinitlarge.com/mctwatty/ |
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| Message: | Eh Baron your chicken sleep soundly tonight hahaha |
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| From: | Baron Von Chicken Pants |
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| Date: | Fri Aug 10 16:09:01 2001 |
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| URL: | http://www.bollox.com/load/of//bollox/index.html |
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| Message: | Live single, Drink double, Sleep triple!
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| From: | LostBollox |
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| Date: | Thu Jun 28 22:14:43 2001 |
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| URL: | http://www.nobollox.com |
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| Message: | Where has all the Bollox gone? |
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| From: | Hot Soar Sphincter |
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| Date: | Sun May 13 21:11:45 2001 |
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| URL: | http://www.redring.co.uk/redring/news/index.htm |
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| Message: | Do you suffer from the same ailment as me?
Suffer from afterburn of the arsehole?
Ever wish there was a company that made bathroom products to alleviate these most distressing of symptoms?
Well, help is at hand.
Check out http://www.redring.co.uk/redring/news/index.htm
For all your anal ailment requirements.
Nice one bruvva! |
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| From: | broadsword |
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| Date: | Mon Apr 9 19:19:32 2001 |
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| URL: | http://here |
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| Message: | Cheers X! |
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| From: | Horny as hell |
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| Date: | Fri Apr 6 05:53:14 2001 |
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| URL: | http:// |
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| Message: | Hey broadsword you sexy hunk of a man, I've seen your cock in my mouth a couple of times and I would like to share with everyone It's HUGE!!! Loved Transmission 33!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I said nice one bruvva!! |
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| From: | Chop, chop, CHOPPER!!!!! |
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| Date: | Sat Feb 17 19:15:07 2001 |
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| URL: | http://www.ItsAllGone.com/TitsUp |
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| Message: | Salon article on US government's database of drug slang
(last couple of paragraphs are very funny).
http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2001/02/15/drug_lingo/index.html
The data base of slang for all you hep cats to get with the groove. Jaysus, I'd love a broccolli blunt right now..
http://www.whitehousedrugpolicy.gov/streetterms/Default.asp
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| From: | twattybollox |
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| Date: | Fri Feb 9 23:55:17 2001 |
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| URL: | http://twattybollox.com |
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| Message: | There was a young man from Wales
Who lived on a diet of snails
When he couldn't get these
He would live on the cheese
That he scraped off his knob with his nails
I thank you.
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| From: | Hot Jon Norm |
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| Date: | Wed Jan 3 20:56:00 2001 |
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| URL: | http://www.urban75.com |
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| Message: | Interestin site if your bored
http://www.urban75.com/
it has sections on "Direct Action" and "Reclaim The Streets" |
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| From: | Dr Fish |
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| Date: | Sat Dec 30 04:57:09 2000 |
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| URL: | http://www.fishpoems.com |
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| Message: | Tits.... Tits,
Tits of all shapes,
Tits in my face.
Tits of all sizes,
Tits in my face.
Oh my god this just cost me 20 quid!?!
Shit.. (sorry anything else is extra) |
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| From: | Dr Fish |
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| Date: | Sat Dec 30 04:44:26 2000 |
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| URL: | http://www.fishpoems.com |
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| Message: | Met some NICE women this evening.......
They had some strange vaginal infection....... StringFlow i thing it was called?
And now a poem..........
I met this woman who could dance,
she put me in a vaginal trance.
I asked bout the smell,
she said "damn it to hell,
I've got StringFlow pants"
I thank you! |
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| From: | baheena |
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| Date: | Thu Dec 28 19:51:05 2000 |
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| URL: | http:// |
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| Message: | Feeling frisky -
anyone got Claire Swire's phone number?
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| From: | bolloxbox |
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| Date: | Mon Dec 25 01:30:57 2000 |
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| URL: | http:// |
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| Message: | what a load of bollox, u in 1 crazy bollox mad feck..cant beleive i sat and read this shite, if only i had need to shit, i could have read all this bollox whilst on the bog...might have helped. |
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| From: | total bollox |
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| Date: | Sun Dec 24 04:46:35 2000 |
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| URL: | http:// |
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| Message: | Greetings cheese rings, those who are looking for bollox, those who have over used thiers and those who are - glad to see such a variety of bollox been created by all the fellow bollox aliens out there. May all your bollox be total and may you have many more.
regards
total bollox |
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| From: | ApHeX |
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| Date: | Sat Dec 23 18:06:41 2000 |
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| URL: | http://wwf.swedishfanny.com.org.co.uk/shat |
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| Message: | ne1 go to tidy trax at mezzanine last night? how fookin good was it??? would have been great if a) i scored earlier b) i came up quicker (took over an hour!) and c) my legs worked (was veeeeeery monged)
big yep yep 2 all that went, apart from the asian guy with peter andre hair who kept treadin on me feet!!! nah...
LEE HASLAM is playing at the CANAL in Wolverhampton on NYE, tickets are only ten squid, do you want any more pursuasion?
Keep if Festive, and all that Bollox...
aphex@talk21.com |
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| From: | waaahey |
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| Date: | Sat Dec 23 05:28:57 2000 |
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| URL: | http://pub41.ezboard.com/bclubbingheaven |
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| Message: | please visit my message board ive just started it up!!! u know u want to
http://pub41.ezboard.com/bclubbingheaven
NICE ONE BRUV |
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| From: | quim |
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| Date: | Fri Dec 22 20:13:14 2000 |
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| URL: | http://www.quimpoems.com |
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| Message: | There once was this ringpiece called Tim
Who's passtimes were really quite grim
He'd titter & laugh
as he cleared the path
for the gism dripping from his gran's quim.
I thank you.
UP THE BAHEENA!!!
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| From: | Baheena |
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| Date: | Wed Dec 20 21:56:47 2000 |
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| URL: | http://www.cuntyarsebollocks.com |
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| Message: | Has anyone seen my cock? |
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| From: | Baheena |
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| Date: | Wed Dec 20 21:58:35 2000 |
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| URL: | http://www.cocacolacocksucker.com |
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| Message: | Fish?
Nice one bruvva!
I said
Fuckin'
Nice one bruvva! |
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| From: | Hot Jon Fish "The Poet" |
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| Date: | Sun Dec 17 16:25:53 2000 |
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| URL: | http://www.fishpoems.com |
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| Message: | Fish fish fishiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii........
Fish fish fish fishiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii........
Fish fish fish fish fishiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii........
Fuck.! |
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| From: | Hot Jon Fish "The Poet" |
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| Date: | Tue Dec 12 16:31:40 2000 |
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| URL: | http://www.fishpoems.com |
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| Message: | There once was a fishdick called Wick,
who had a fish fish fish fish fishy dick.......
It needed a lick so he pulled on it quick,
now fishdicks lost control of his prick!
There once was a fishcrack named Thwack,
who had a fish fish fish fish fishy crack.....
It needed a lick so she rubbed on it quick,
now fishcracks lost her arm up her gack! |
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| From: | Buntcubble |
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| Date: | Fri Dec 8 23:02:38 2000 |
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| URL: | http://cocacolacocksucker.com |
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| Message: | OI! Less of the aggro twatface! |
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| From: | ? |
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| Date: | Sat Nov 4 03:08:18 2000 |
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| URL: | http://click |
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| Message: | ur short ur bald and u smell of broadswords cheezy helmet u fuckin wonna b control freak. u know who u r x |
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| From: | mr baheena |
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| Date: | Mon Oct 2 22:50:25 2000 |
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| URL: | http://baheena.co.uk |
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| Message: | It's about time people started talking more bollox...
embrace the ring of cheese. |
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| From: | Hot Jon Norm |
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| Date: | Thu Jul 6 18:54:51 2000 |
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| URL: | http://www.cheese.net/webring/ |
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| Message: | Hello and good Bollox evening to you all. Yes I know it's only 7pm but I quite in the mood to talk Bollox.!
I think this site should definately be added to......
-THE RING OF CHEESE-
check it out @ http://www.cheese.net/webring/
I think we could make a very valid contribution as we do, ALL, crave chEEsE...............
When clubbers die do they go to "The Land of chEEsE"
you know like.... the grate big chEEsE shop in the sky!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHa...... BOLLOX. |
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| From: | 100 watt warlock |
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| Date: | Wed Jun 28 10:48:57 2000 |
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| URL: | http:// |
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| Message: | were the fuc are ye then twatty nads? im bored off me noddle n just in the mood to chat shit to any fuc whole listen
hero spoon are ye on the moon? (or wipeing it}, dr cheese eeeeeeeeeeeeeeesy now cause i mght be black i`s dont know? |
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| From: | Pedro (brother a Juan) |
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| Date: | Mon Jun 26 11:52:36 2000 |
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| URL: | http://www.bollocks.com |
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| Message: | I bollox you, you crazy muther ...
My brother is just want some of you Ingleesh bollox ...
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| From: | Hero Spoon |
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| Date: | Fri Jun 23 19:13:41 2000 |
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| URL: | http://www.spooncheeser.net |
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| Message: | Oi Juan from Barcelona....
when you find your bollox, why don't you stick "to lingua en mi mooher culo". I speak with the authority of the: uno, dos, tres bahina's.
Booyakasha ya batty boy
(try looking that up tonto) |
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| From: | Juan |
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| Date: | Fri Jun 23 13:29:45 2000 |
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| URL: | http:// |
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| Message: | I see your bollox - but what is bollox - i look in spanish/english dictionary, but no bollox - please explain bollox - maybe you send picture of your bollox.....
adios amigo
Juan, Barcelona |
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| From: | Hot Jon Norm |
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| Date: | Tue Jun 20 17:37:19 2000 |
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| URL: | http://wees.cheese.ie |
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| Message: | HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
NICE ONE......!!!!!
Here's to the search for Paddy McTwatyBollox on the Irish TranceMission 2000..... September 8th to 11th.
Yea baby YEA!!!! |
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| From: | 100 watt worlock |
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| Date: | Tue Jun 20 11:11:23 2000 |
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| URL: | http:// |
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| Message: | I said FUCIN NICE ONE BRUVER , tip top bahina weekend n i just hearf that stu got it up last nite wa heeeeeeeyyyyyy.
thanks to stu gettin it up i can now chat complete bollox a said ican now talk bollox at me own leisure fucin nice one bruver,
fuc off |
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| From: | Bolloxed Lightweight |
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| Date: | Mon Jun 5 19:53:35 2000 |
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| URL: | http:// |
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| Message: | Not Bolloxed at the mo so can't talk Bollox
Hey just so you know ive seen your website
Cool - if I could get to it when Im BOLLOXED !!!!!!!!
Bye Shithead (Sorry living with Territs tooo long !!!)
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| From: | bored cunt |
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| Date: | Sat Jun 3 03:01:38 2000 |
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| URL: | http://www.blahblah.demon.net |
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| Message: | this background music is really getting on my tits!!!!!!!!! |
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| From: | Mr.Terrrettts.. |
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| Date: | Sat Jun 3 03:01:16 2000 |
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| URL: | http://profanity.com |
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| Message: | fuck cunt bollox arse wipe you muther fucking unclesucking sister fucker
spunk bubble
haaaaaaa aaaa aaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaa
heh heh heh heh heh |
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| From: | Hero Spoon |
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| Date: | Fri Jun 2 11:34:34 2000 |
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| URL: | http://www.myarse.com |
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| Message: | My eyes are stuck together and my knob is sore!!
Any cheese Dr???
fuck .. I really should go to work.
Bollox.
I think I'll have another shit instead.
oh yeah btw.. this book sunstroke is really good. loads of Peruvian marchin' powder, and guns and porn and stuff.
aaaaaaaarrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhh... fuck .. that was the size of a babies arm. gotta go .. can't wipe and type ... know wot I mean. |
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| From: | Dr Cheese |
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| Date: | Fri Jun 2 09:56:57 2000 |
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| URL: | http:// |
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| Message: | Dr Cheese prescribes gorgonzola (oh and lots of ecstasy)
Awlwight Hero Spoon? |
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| From: | Hero Spoon |
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| Date: | Sat May 27 04:23:36 2000 |
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| URL: | http://fibertechsupplies.co.uk |
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| Message: | Hi.....
I'm Hero Spoon...
How's hot soar sphincter...........
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
U should contact Dr. cheese,,,, he heals with E's
where the fuck are my nipples??????? |
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